AND the concrete is poured
NOW we wait, and wait, and wait.....
In the meantime, here is my balcony floor. The pigeon count is three adults and two chicks. Bloody squatters!
The good news is, with all the heat, that pigeon poop dries and crumbles so a scraper should do the trick. Do you think I could put it into baggies and give it to the dope boys? I mean, it's not illegal to sell pigeon poop yet, is it?
I can see it now;
Officer: "You have the right to remain silent any.......
Dope Boy: "Man, he told me this stuff was "Guano" and took him some time to scrape this shit together..."
I can't wait to see the results!
ReplyDeletenot to harsh your mellow, but...
ReplyDeletecan you say histoplasmosis?
How is someone infected with H. capsulatum?
H. capsulatum grows in soil and material contaminated with bat or bird droppings. Spores become airborne when contaminated soil is disturbed. Breathing the spores causes infection. The disease is not transmitted from an infected person to someone else.
What are the symptoms of histoplasmosis?
Most infected persons have no apparent ill effects. The acute respiratory disease is characterized by respiratory symptoms, a general ill feeling, fever, chest pains, and a dry or nonproductive cough. Distinct patterns may be seen on a chest x-ray. Chronic lung disease resembles tuberculosis and can worsen over months or years. The disseminated form is fatal unless treated.
So Joe,
ReplyDeleteWhat you're saying is the baggies should say "The Surgeon General has determined that smoking pigeon poop can be hazardous to your health and may cause certain types of lung disease."
What makes you think the dope boys can read?