I can't resist the Taunt!

If you are reading this then you MUST click over to the "Emery Restoration" and read Chris's Hypocrit post. While you are there please, please, please copy and paste the chorus of the song below in the comments to show your support for his new found shopping paradise! Tell him Gary sent you!


Young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.

Young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.

It's fun to shop at I-K-E-A
It's fun to shop at I-K-E-A

They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

It's fun to shop at I-K-E-A
It's fun to shop at I-K-E-A

You can get yourself cleaned, you can have a good meal,
You can do whatever you feel ...

Young man, are you listening to me?
I said, young man, what do you want to be?
I said, young man, you can make real your dreams.
But you got to know this one thing!

No man does it all by himself.
I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf,
And just go there, to I-K-E-A
I'm sure they can help you today.

It's fun to shop at I-K-E-A
It's fun to shop at I-K-E-A

They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

It's fun to shop at I-K-E-A
It's fun to shop at I-K-E-A

You can get yourself cleaned, you can have a good meal,
You can do whatever you feel ...

Young man, I was once in your shoes.
I said, I was down and out with the blues.
I felt no man cared if I were alive.
I felt the whole world was so tight ...

That's when someone came up to me,
And said, young man, take a walk up the street.
There's a place there called I-K-E-A
They can start you back on your way.

It's fun to shop at I-K-E-A
It's fun to shop at I-K-E-A

They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

I-K-E-A ... you'll find it at I-K-E-A

Young man, young man, there's no need to feel down.
Young man, young man, get yourself off the ground.

I-K-E-A ... you'll find it at I-K-E-A

Young man, young man, there's no need to feel down.
Young man, young man, get yourself off the ground.

I-K-E-A ... you'll find it at I-K-E-A

Young man, young man, are you listening to me?
Young man, young man, what do you wanna be?