The City water department installed our water meter and turned our water on today. You know what that means? I'll post a report later but just so you get in the mood, all I have to say is "Phuck it!"
"Phuck it, phuck it, phuck it, phuck it, phuck it, phuck it, phuck it, phuck it!"
From log house to farmhouse. Farmhouse to townhouse. Townhouse to apartment house. Apartment house to crack house. Crack house to our house. Our house to our home.
Does that mean they installed a radio transmision device so they can read your watter meter from the road. also the meter that they used is a 1/2 pipe even though your house was using 3/4. UGH at least thats what happend to me.
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing twenty new leaks you hadn't found yet?
ReplyDeleteI'll sacrific a goat to the plumbing gods in your honor.
What's in MY basement? Dead hookers and a vintage collection of left-handed screwdrivers. Why do you ask?
ReplyDeleteMy basement currently has possum shit in it. They don't take kindly to nibbly on decon. Who knew!?!?!
ReplyDeleteDoes this mean that your basement now resembles Thailand? ;-)
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