This really takes the biscuit when it comes to absurd Google searches that make people find your blog. Today someone in a New England State clicked through for a full nine seconds after Googling;
"Perfect Asshole measurement and pictures."
I hope they found what they were looking for and in case you come back for a second peek, I'm 5'8" tall and my picture is in the upper right side of this blog page!
Finally I've become perfect at something ....
I think this out does "Amish Sex Toy" any day!