1) Speaking of blankets and scabs, I have NEVER had an STD. I probably deserved a few in my time but never had one.
2) I spent 12 years living in England where I got a free education and a free degree in geology which I never used.
3) The result of #2 was a warped sense of humor and a quick wit. I pay for both daily because my 3 year old has developed the same.
4) I have low expectations when dealing with the ability of others. That way I am easily impressed and rarely disappointed.
5) I didn't know a thing about fixing houses in 2001 when we bought this place. If I did we could have saved ourselves a whole lot of money by not buying it!
6) My mother and ex-wife read this blog..... now that is scary.
This is a special service announcement for Chris Emery. If you haven't heard, I am taunting him. So in case you have stopped listening, this one's for you!
4 comments:
I dunno, Gary, that "A" looks a lot like it could be an "Assemble it Yourself Power" salute. Your taunts may spark a Secret Ikea Lovers revolution.
"Say it Loud, I shop at Ikea and I'm PROUD!!"
"We're here, we shop at Ikea, get used to it!"
"All we are sayyyyying... is give Ikea a chance"
Gary, of all blogs to be tagged, I thought you would have been one of the FIRST; I didn't tag you or anyone else because I thought they were all tagged (at least the ones I read). I was tagged late in the game and figured pretty much everyone had already been tagged so I left it alone.
All's I can say is: LUCK-Y! To have had your education paid for and live in a foreign country for 12 years.
Ooh, I'm jealous about the living-in-England thing, too. No fair. I've never lived outside the Southeast U.S.
Will the person who may have tagged me please step forward? Be warned, admission of guilt could result in a roasting of epic proportion! Just ask Chris....
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