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This Old Crack House

From log house to farmhouse. Farmhouse to townhouse. Townhouse to apartment house. Apartment house to crack house. Crack house to our house. Our house to our home.

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Friday, October 03, 2008

The Plight of ELVIS.

I have been informed that ELVIS (Extra Large Volume Iron Soaker aka "the worlds heaviest bathtub") was abducted from it's retirement home though it may have eloped with an iron sink that appears to have gone missing at the same time. It was not, I repeat NOT slumped over, in, on or even near a porcelein telephone. I'm sure there will be reports of sightings before too long in many major cities across the U.S. If you see a cast iron shower tub, circa 1955 in a donut shop please let me know .........

2 Comments:

At 10/05/2008 10:19 PM, Blogger dynochick (Jan) said...

Check the local scrappers.

 
At 10/05/2008 10:26 PM, Blogger Gary said...

Hey, ELVIS is gone from the house!
That's all I care about. If it is on a slow boat to China to be re-incarnated, so be it! Just don't "Return to Sender", thank you very much!

 

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